Santa's Guidelines:
IT'S A LONG DAY, SO BE PREPARED. Here's some tips to keep your sleigh running.
- Eat something.
Santa is responsible for his own feeding! This is Chicago -- if reindeer can figure it out, so can you.
- Stay hydrated & pace yourself.
Try some water in between your milk and cookies.
- Bring CASH!
Santa doesn't like waiting while hundreds of santa are waiting for a bartender to open a credit card.
- Santa is responsible for his own inebriation.
SantaCon is NOT a bar crawl -- it's a convention. There will be bar stops, but they will be VERY crowded. Santa does not advocate breaking open container laws! Santa's just sayin'...
- Pay your own damn bar tab and tip bartenders well for putting up with Santa.
- Dress warm.
Wear layers so you'll be comfortable anywhere from the North Pole to the strippers' pole.
- Stay with the group. Santa is not texting. Santa is not updating his location. If a Santa drunkenly wanders off or misses the 1pm start, he will have to know a friendly Santa to call and help them.
- Don't be "that" Santa.
Your friends want to have fun, not scrape the puke outta your beard or prevent your wasted ass from wandering into traffic.
- Santa does not make children cry (unless they whine, snivel, or otherwise deserve it).
Really - If you see kids, give them nice toys, candy, or something pleasant.
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