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I'm trying to finalize 3 songs that we'll sing...any input is welcome.
Here is what I'm looking at
LET IT FLOW
(tune of "Let It Snow")
The weather outside is frightful, but the beer inside's delightful.
And since we've no place to go,
Let it Flow,
Let it Flow,
Let it Flow!
Oh we show no signs of stopping, and now we're really hopping.
And the lights are turned way down low.
Let it Flow,
Let it Flow.
Let it Flow!!
When we finally drink it dry, how we hate going back to the store.
Maybe we'll just get high, and all fall asleep on the floor!!
Oh the party is slowly dying.
And our friends have all stopped buying.
Now my bladder really wants to know.
Where to go,
Where to go,
Where to go???
DECK MY BALLS
Deck my balls with boughs of holly,
Fa la la la la, la la la.
Tap the keg, inflate the dolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la.
Don we now our rubber panties,
Fa la la la la, la la la.
We're a bunch of twisted Santies,
Fa la la la la, la la la.
Naughty girls are such a treasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la.
These North Poles were made for pleasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la.
Fucked the elves, fucked all the reindeer,
Fa la la la la, la la la.
*** the cookies, bring us COLD BEER!
Fa la la la la, la la la.
HERE COMES SANTA CLAUS
Here comes a Santa Claus, There goes a Santa Claus
Right down Michigan Ave-nue!
Many are weaving, some are heaving, that one’s missing teeth!!
Amidst the red suited whirlwind, one flashed my girlfriend,
That just doesn't seem right.
But as they say, it'll be OK, Coz Santa Claus came tonight!”
(pelvic thrust at "came tonight")
[Verse is then softly hummed by group as we introduce ourselves.
Then we all sing together:]
"But as they say, it'll be OK, Coz Santa Claus came tonight!"
(pelvic thrust at "came tonight")
WE WISH YOU A MERRY XMAS (Repeat, repeat, and repeat as often as
necessary and with staunch determination until desired result is achieved)
We wish you a merry Xmas,
We wish you a merry Xmas,
We wish you a merry Xmas
Now bring us some beer.
We won't go until we get some,
We won't go until we get some,
We won't go until we get some So bring some right here.
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